The Debarcle that is the Diamond Jubilee Concert

What the F**k !! We have has beens, weirdo's and dumb eejits that think they should sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen on her Diamond Jubilee. Did they just not get the brief for the concert " Hello dear performer, thankyou for attending the Queen's Jubilee. A time for celebrating her reign as Head of State" Not a birthday, ye dopey bastards. FFS